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Conversation from Last Night

Me: “So there’s a theory that my people prolonged the Dark Ages for an extra 200 years because everyone was too scared shitless to explore or invent stuff or whatever.”

Allen: (takes another swig of beer) “Yeah, the Vikings were basically the jocks of their time. ‘Nerds! Books! Burn! Fuck you, nerds!'”

Bryce: (incoherent giggling)

Kevan: (sips at Sprite in disgust)

Me: “Oh, my God! Yes! Fuck the nerds!” (takes another gulp of beer and falls into table)

Allen: “We hate books! We hate nerds! We–oh, shit.” (falls out of chair and spills beer all over the table)

Everyone: “Oh, shit! Damn it, Allen!”

Allen: “Nah, it’s ok. I got this, I got this!” (sloppily tries to wipe up beer with paper towels)

Me: “Fuck the nerds!”

The end.

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  1. September 19, 2011 at 9:45 am

    As a nerd I take offense to that, Madam! πŸ˜‰

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