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There Is a God

 

 

            Today was awful. It was day two of me feeling like I’m basically the only person actually working at work. Every time I turned around, the other three coworkers were sitting by the watch case having a tea party. I kid you not, there was actually tea involved.

            So from 7:30 this morning until 2:30 this afternoon, I was on my feet almost non-stop working like some kind of beast of burden. By the time I finally got to take my lunch break, I was totally hypoglycemic and on the verge of fainting. My hands were shaking so bad I could barely pick up my fork, and my head hurt like I’d been hit with a…um…soccer ball (totally a lame inside joke).

            And then I left work sometime this evening, drove to downtown San Mateo to mee

 

t up with my mother, only to find myself locked out of her office building and unable to get a hold of her for nearly two hours.

            So I did some impulse buying. And somewhere in there, I had hot chocolate. And then I finally got into the stupid building, and I lounged on a shrink couch for a good 45 minutes. Then, after messing around with the sand play therapy trays, I found myself in a far better mood…until the drive home!

            There was a tailgating asshole involved, who, as implied by their title, drove like a total asshole. This lasted the entire way over Highway 92, even through patches of ridiculously thick fog.

 

            Attn. non-Bay Area drivers: NEVER, EVER TAILGATE SOMEONE WHEN THE FOG IS SO THICK YOU CAN’T SEE 10 FEET AHEAD OF YOUR DAMN CAR!

            …and then God appeared in the form of a police car that came out of nowhere and pulled the tailgating asshole over as soon as we got into town. And my day is suddenly fantastic.

I'd like to think he looked like this dude right here.

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  1. September 11, 2011 at 8:11 am

    When I moused over the picture and saw it said, “Horrible man”, it amused me.

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