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Conversation that may not have actually happened….

…or maybe it did. What am I, a scientist? …probably not. Yet.

 

Me: “…888-8888…why do I recognize this number? Hello?”

Steve*: “Kari?”

Me: “What the hell?”

Steve: “Hey, how have you been?”

Me: (I know this voice….)

Steve: “Kari? Are you still there?”

Me: (Sudden realization that an ex has called me out of the blue. Long pause.)

Steve: “Kari? Hello? Kaaaaaaarrrrrrrri?!”

Me: “Oh, son of a whore!”

 

CLICK

 

…two minutes later….

 

Me: “Oh, God damn it. Hello?”

Steve: “Why do you hate me?”

Me: “Why do you still exist?”

Steve: (Long pause.)

Me: “Well?!”

Steve: “What are you wearing right now?”

Me: “SON OF A BITCH!”

 

CLICK.

 

…45 seconds later….

 

Me: “Yeah, hi, my name is Karin Dickinson, and I’d like to set up a block on a number.”

Phone service dude: “Alright, Miss Dickinson, I just need the phone number you’d like to block.”

Me: “Ok, it’s 888-888–hang on, I’ve got a call coming in on the other line…. Hello?”

Steve: “What the hell, Kari? Why’d you hang up? I just wanted to know what you’re wearing.”

Me: “GOD DAMN IT!”

 

…and that is how my phone ended up flying out my car window at 75 mph on the freeway.

 

*name has been changed to protect an idiot.

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Categories: Fiction, Rants
  1. August 28, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    It has been called to my attention that I should perhaps make it clearer that this was FICTION. That is all. 😀

  2. Mark
    August 29, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    Just before I read your comment I opened my mouth to ask your Mom to whom you were referring in this post.

  3. August 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    I like the part where the name has been changed to protect an idiot =).

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