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Butt haiku

…entitled as such, because I pulled it out of my butt just now.

Curse you, mango juice!

I hate you so! You ruined

the quesadillas!

…right after I accidentally knocked a glass of toxic, toxic mango juice over onto them. DAMN IT! THIS IS NOT MY MORNING!

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Categories: Poetry, Rants
  1. August 27, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I am not sharing this with my parents.

  2. August 27, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Shouldn’t this be in the poetry section and not rants? 😀

  3. August 27, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    It’s under both. And, yes, it’s probably for the best if you don’t send this along to your parents. 😛

  4. Evil Cherub
    August 27, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    No, send it to the parents 😛
    I enjoy your butt haiku. You should write more of them.

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